Couples, Threesomes and Duos: Which Booking Is Which

Four distinct bookings sit behind a handful of interchangeable words, and the confusion is not helped by listings using all of them loosely. They differ in who is in the room, and that is the only question worth settling before you call.

Duo: two escorts, one client

You book two women. The commonest version of a multi-person booking by a distance, and the one most listings mean when they say threesome.

The important detail is that the two of them work together already. A pair with an established partnership behaves entirely differently from two individuals booked for the same hour, and it is the difference between a booking and an awkward arrangement.

Every profile here that offers it names her regular partners. Duo listings, or the duo page which shows who works with whom.

Couples: two clients, one escort

The reverse. You and your partner book one escort together. A different proposition again, and one where the conversation beforehand matters more than in any other booking on this page.

What makes these work is agreeing between yourselves first what you are actually booking, then telling her plainly on the call. What makes them go wrong is one half of a couple having a different idea from the other and nobody discovering it until she arrives.

Couples listings.

Bi duo: what the two of them do together

A duo where the two escorts are involved with each other rather than only with you. Listed separately because it is agreed separately: plenty of duos are not bi duos, and assuming otherwise is the most common misread here.

If that is what you are picturing, book it by name. Bi duo listings.

MMF: another man in the room

Two men and one woman. Least commonly offered of the four and the one requiring the most explicit agreement in advance, for reasons that need no elaboration.

MMF listings.

What they cost

A duo is roughly the two hourly rates added together, sometimes with a small reduction. In London that is £500 to £700 for the hour at mid-market rates.

Couples bookings usually carry a premium of £50 to £100 over the standard rate rather than doubling, because it is still one person for one hour.

Nobody discounts a duo heavily and you should be wary if someone does, because two people are giving up an hour each.

Practical notes

• Book longer. An hour split between three people is not an hour each. Ninety minutes is the sensible floor and two hours is better.
• Incall is easier. Two escorts travelling to a hotel doubles the outcall surcharge and complicates the arriving.
• Say what you want in plain words. This is the category where vagueness on the phone produces the largest gap between what you imagined and what happens.

These bookings cluster around the larger central incall flats, which in practice means places like Fulham, Goodge Street and Euston Square where the rooms are big enough.

If it is the massage you want

Then it is a different booking again. Four hands massage is two people massaging one, and the technique rather than the arithmetic is the point of it.